Dirty Dash - Utah Fall - Midway, Utah - Obstacle & Mud Runs

The Dirty Dash - Utah Fall is a Obstacle & Mud Runs race in Midway, Utah consisting of a 5K Mud Run.

Have you ever said to yourself, Marathons are too easy, and Triathlons are for sissies?

We haven't either...those races are really hard. Think about it...the first person to run a marathon actually died. HE DIED!...and he probably didn't even have fun along the way!

Well let us introduce you to the new race in town...THE DIRTY DASH. This race puts all other races to shame. The Dirty Dash is where a military boot camp meets your inner five-year-old's fantasy and subsequently converts boy to man and then...man to swine.

You'll need endurance to trudge up mountains of sludge, courage to overcome uncompromising obstacles, a complete lack of shame to wallow in pits of mud and a smile to show through at the end!

So let this obstacle course become your new guilty pleasure. Go solo or with a few of your dirtiest, filthiest, & uncouth friends. On either accord...you will be able to look at yourself in the mirror and say I am a Dirty Dasher!... and then proceed to clean yourself off.

Dirty Dash Highlights

· Squeaky Clean Start - This is one before picture that looks better than the after picture.
· Big Pig Climb - A hill that will make you regret all those summer BBQ's.
· Hogbales - Hay is for horses...and Dirty Dashers.
· Hog Wallow - Consider this the Dirty Dash Dump
· Razorback Alley - Get down and dirty...we hope you're not afraid of the dark.
· Pig Pen - You may need some help...so be nice to your fellow Dirty Dashers.
· Slop n' Slide - remember when you were a kid and you used to have fun?
· Secret Obstacle - ??????
· Hog Wash - You can avoid this...but you won't want to...watch out for projectiles!
· Pig Sty - A really big MUD PIT...'nuff said.